Part of a series of fiction concerning a Falls Society D&D game. See more here. Tibalt piqued Poc Domino’s interest right away. It’s not often one runs into a Half Fiend, especially in this part of the Known Seas. Although, now that he considered it, Domino had recruited a lot of half breeds recently. *** Two…
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The Definitive Guide to Everything Sucks!
I am a goddamned expert at going to a rural Oregon high school in the 1990s. Let’s see how the show compares. Myth: Morning announcements were available on camera. Fact: There were no TVs giving morning announcement. Really, the school had about two TVs. Even in the 90s, we still mostly used reel-to-reel. Certainly nothing like that would be wasted on…
Reflections in Plaid
Foreword I wrote this eight years ago. It’s pretty good. I’m not sure why I haven’t posted it before. The introduction was taken from some of my notes I recently stumbled across. Introduction It started in the Winter. It ended in the Spring. It was sixteen months of graveyard at Plaid Pantry, and it ended, finally, in the Spring. It…
Top Ten Movies….?
Now that Trump has won the presidency, and America has officially reached DOOM II: Hell On Earth status, I’m ready for a Pain Elemental to come and fucking kill me. Because really. Donald fucking Trump is going to be president. In celebration of this monumental failure of Democracy, I’m going to count down the Top Ten Worst movies of all…
Celebrity Presidential Debate 3: Vivacious in Vegas
TIG: WHO IS READY FOR THE DEBATE!? DP: I’m ready for a history of the Debate Commission! Let’s get those old white dudes up there! DP: Hillary is in the house! DP: Here we go! The ACTION! DP: This debate finally came out west. To…..LAS VEGAS! This debate commission should be introduced by Don King. And then Hillary should bite off Trump’s…
Eat and Drink PDX: A Memoir
A friend is traveling to Portland soon, and I told her I would compile a list of my favorite PDX places to eat and drink. The list is hardly exhaustive, and it’s mostly just places I either got drunk or ate breakfast while hungover. I haven’t visited a lot of these places in over a decade, so maybe don’t hang…