Sand Island9.14.2023 – 9.17.2023Island, Columbia River, Oregon45.5562° N, 122.2001° W Team: VK, JK, JK, KK, CK, AK, MK, LH, NH Expedition Notes: Site discovered by K. family during scouting adventureA long-awaited Falls Society camp reunionFast as heck doggo do a zoom on waterDevil stickers attack the party Raccoons thieves ambush camp!Camp coffee shopA little man in the riverThrillhouse arrives in…
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Fort Awsome
Fort Awsome 8.10.2018 – 8.11.2018 Tillamook National Forest, Oregon 45.53.6799, -123.539003 Team: KK, CK, AK, MK, CM, VK, JK, LM Expedition Notes: Impending doom in the forecast MK’s first camping trip Camp Oopy Doopy clear cut A friendly camp guide NPC suggested Jordan Creek to the first wave of explorers Fort Awsome founded Team JK&L followed a trail of notes…
Expedition: Grandfather Salmon Camp
Grandfather Salmon Camp 9.24.2016 – 9.25.2016 Mt Hood National Forest, Oregon 45.377515, -121.851779 Team: KK, CK, AK, VK, JK Expedition Notes: KK feels a pull to the East rather than the North “I cant wait to murder everyone in the woods. Oops. Mistext.” – CK “The ultimate game of post mortem.” – KK “I will have a camp story to tell…
Expedition: Merlin Lake Day
Merlin Lake Day 7.17.2016 Lake Merwin, Washington 45.962598, -122.544166 (approx) Team: KK, CK, AK, VK, JK, SL, ML, AL KK is the red haired girl, CK is Laverne, the girl who gets molested by Randy while she’s asleep. CK & JK venture out early in search of provisions, VK & KK were thankful. Team traveled to Merlin Lake, saw horse…
Expedition: The Brand New Camp
The Brand New Camp Panther Creek, Gifford Pinchot Forest, Washington 45.843018, -121.860590 (approx) Team: VK, JK, CK, KK, AK Expedition Notes: Edgar Winter soothsayer Bridge Gods required one dollar in sacrifice. You will be arrested and your car pushed off the bridge if you don’t pay! Gobbler’s Knob The K family successfully scouted a spot early, next to Panther Creek.…
I want my N.H.L. (to the tune of Dire Straits, “I want my MTV”)
Is Soccer boring? Yes. But I am happy that the Timbers won the MLS Cup. More on that in a sec. I’m not done bashing the sport. If you know how to run, you’ve learned the basic mechanics of the sport. You kick a ball. Sorry, but a sport with such limited skill-sets just doesn’t interest me to a competitive…