Sports & Leisure

Expedition: First Annual Ocean Rat Surfing Competition and Kubb Invitational

8.22.2014 – 8.24.2014 Tierra Del Mar, Oregon 45.252765, -123.967369 Full Team: KK, CK, SL, ML, NH, VK, JK, JS Surfing Team: VK, SL, CK, JS Kubb teams: Newport vs. NonNewport, Dagoth vs. Catholicism, Bad Penis, Knoxi vs NonKnoxi Expedition Notes: First annual games held in honor of CK & KK first anniversary Longest Kubb game in known history recorded. Knoxi…

On Madden 96, the Waggle, and the Revolution

Better writers than myself have already thoroughly covered early Madden game aspects like tackling and injuring players after the whistle, the ambulance that would come on the field after such an injury, and other memorable aspects, but I do not know if anyone has covered Madden 96’s true legacy: the QB Waggle. I did not know anything about defenses, offenses,…

Expedition – Oneonta Gorge

Lower Oneonta Falls, The Gorge, Oregon 45.5896° N, 122.0754° W Team: JS, VK, JK, SLx2 Expedition Notes: VK & JK waylaid JS narrowly avoids injury in log jam crash Team notes depths of 50+ feet and extremely low water temperature Force of waterfall is incredible Team members scale rocks and explore behind the falls       Full Expedition Log…

Expedition – The Dougan Dunk

The Dougan Dunk Dougan Falls, Washougal River, WA Latitude  45.67263 N   Longitude   -122.15262 W Team: JS, VK, CV, KK , AP, MP, MB Expedition Notes: Team traveled by caravan to the incredible natural area. Locals require $11.50 cash offering to swim, calling it a “discovery pass” Water temperature very low. Two team members injured by Dagoth’s tentacles. Many of Dagoth’s…

It is as I feared. I don’t know what you guys are doing in the next few days but we should get together. I’m certain I only have a few days left on this earth. I’m sure that the Minion has laid its eggs in me and even as we speak its larva are slowly burrowing their way to my brain.

– Catchvalve