There’s no more rubbing dirt on a wound. Instead it’s gallons of Purell. There’s no more sunflower seeds. Instead you gotta stay hydrated with sports drinks. There’s no more giving it your all and leaving it out on the field. Instead you take it home with a trophy. A participation trophy. I used to have a Snickers after a game…
The Sam Harris v. Noam Chomsky v. George Monbiot THREE-WAY Cage Match (and the post-match analysis by The Falls Society that the American people have been BEGGING for)
The following conversation took place between esteemed members of The Falls Society DP, The Immortal Goon, Q Musing, and Process. In this conversation we reference three articles. The first article is an interview of atheist(I guess…?) Sam Harris by Salon. The second article is a published correspondence between Sam Harris and notable political commentator(read: DANGEROUS SOCIALIST) Noam Chomsky. The third article is a…
Democratic Debate 2 or 3: On Like Donkey Kong
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The Willing Destruction of Self Belief in Religious Action
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GOP Debate #4: Fuck, this is still going on?
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A Dying Cubs Fan’s Last Request
The late great Steve Goodman and a song that rings more true with each passing year that the Cubs don’t make/win the World Series. The line about the last time the Cubs won the National Pennant was when we dropped the bomb on Japan, still true today, 30+ years after this song was written. Cubs haven’t won the World Series since 1908. With the Cubs out of the playoffs, my fellow faithful can lament: “There’s always next century.”