Sand Island9.14.2023 – 9.17.2023Island, Columbia River, Oregon45.5562° N, 122.2001° W Team: VK, JK, JK, KK, CK, AK, MK, LH, NH Expedition Notes: Site discovered by K. family during scouting adventureA long-awaited Falls Society camp reunionFast as heck doggo do a zoom on waterDevil stickers attack the party Raccoons thieves ambush camp!Camp coffee shopA little man in the riverThrillhouse arrives in…

Fantasy Fiction: Two New Recruits
Part of a series of fiction concerning a Falls Society D&D game. See more here. Tibalt piqued Poc Domino’s interest right away. It’s not often one runs into a Half Fiend, especially in this part of the Known Seas. Although, now that he considered it, Domino had recruited a lot of half breeds recently. *** Two…

Fantasy Fiction: Drexxa’s Birth
Part of a series of fiction concerning a Falls Society D&D game. Drexxa was born at dawn. She was a healthy baby and her parents were happy. They didn’t concern themselves much with the fire in the woods. They couldn’t see the flames were bright green. *** Years before she was born, two fighters were introduced and fell in love.…

Fort Awsome
Fort Awsome 8.10.2018 – 8.11.2018 Tillamook National Forest, Oregon 45.53.6799, -123.539003 Team: KK, CK, AK, MK, CM, VK, JK, LM Expedition Notes: Impending doom in the forecast MK’s first camping trip Camp Oopy Doopy clear cut A friendly camp guide NPC suggested Jordan Creek to the first wave of explorers Fort Awsome founded Team JK&L followed a trail of notes…

The Definitive Guide to Everything Sucks!
I am a goddamned expert at going to a rural Oregon high school in the 1990s. Let’s see how the show compares. Myth: Morning announcements were available on camera. Fact: There were no TVs giving morning announcement. Really, the school had about two TVs. Even in the 90s, we still mostly used reel-to-reel. Certainly nothing like that would be wasted on…

Late Capitalism in Weimerica Pt. 4—To Arms
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The Trump Reality Show Doesn’t Need a New Villain
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