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My, my, my Goblin Shark bites me so hard
Makes me say “Oh, my Lord”
Thank you for chomping me
With a fin to swim and two hype teeth

It hurts good, when you know you’re down
A super dope sharkboy from Portland town
And I’m known as such
And this is a shark, uh, you can’t touch

I told you, sharkboy
(You can’t touch this)
Yeah, that’s how we swimming and you know
(You can’t touch this)

Fresh new meals, advance
You gotta like that, now, you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly shark and catch this meat

While it’s rolling’, hold on
Chomp a little bite and let ’em know it’s going’ on
Like that, like that

Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let ’em know, that you’re too much
And this is a shark, uh, they can’t touch

Yo, I told you
(You can’t touch this)
Why you wading there, man?
(You can’t touch this)
Yo, school of sharks is in, sucker fish
(You can’t touch this)

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Break it down
Stop, Goblin Shark Time!

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