Apparently Kid Does Not Watch The News

 

Reporter: Hold on a second. What did you think about the ride?

NR: It was great. And apparently I’ve never been on live television before.
But, apparently sometimes I don’t watch the – I don’t watch the news
Because I’m a kid


And apparently every time – apparently grandpa just gives me the remote
After we watch the Powerball

R: Tell me about the ride, what did you think about the ride?

NR: Well it was great!
Because, apparently you are spinning around
And apparently every time you get dizzy
Is s’alls you do is get dizzy

R:  Is it fun.

NR: Yeah. And I’ve never ever been on live television
I’ve never ever been on live television

R:  Are you excited?

NR:  Yeah! And apparently I already went down the Super Slide
When I went down one, I was scared half to death
I just freak out.

R:  Wait, I need his name? Hold up, Yep, I’m just going to ask him what’s his name?

NR:  Thank you.

Grandpa: Noah!

R: Noah

R:  What’s your last name?

NR:  Deck Ritter

R:  How do you spell – how do you spell his last name?

Grandpa: Ritter: R.I.T.T.E.R.

R:  Okay. Where are you guys from?

Grandpa: Woodsberry

R:  Woodsberry, alright, buddy! Good stuff, have fun!

NR: Apparently, unusually, I’m from 3 different towns.

R:  Alright.

NR: That is: My dads town, Tom Jersey…

 


 

 

Transcribed by The Falls Society

  1 comment for “Apparently Kid Does Not Watch The News

  1. Juke
    September 17, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    I love his alter ego of “Deck Ritter”.
    Sounds like a 50’s detective.
    “You know who we need?”
    “Ritter, Deck Ritter.”

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