Reporter: Hold on a second. What did you think about the ride?
NR: It was great. And apparently I’ve never been on live television before.
But, apparently sometimes I don’t watch the – I don’t watch the news
Because I’m a kid
And apparently every time – apparently grandpa just gives me the remote
After we watch the Powerball
R: Tell me about the ride, what did you think about the ride?
NR: Well it was great!
Because, apparently you are spinning around
And apparently every time you get dizzy
Is s’alls you do is get dizzy
R: Is it fun.
NR: Yeah. And I’ve never ever been on live television
I’ve never ever been on live television
R: Are you excited?
NR: Yeah! And apparently I already went down the Super Slide
When I went down one, I was scared half to death
I just freak out.
R: Wait, I need his name? Hold up, Yep, I’m just going to ask him what’s his name?
NR: Thank you.
Grandpa: Noah!
R: Noah
R: What’s your last name?
NR: Deck Ritter
R: How do you spell – how do you spell his last name?
Grandpa: Ritter: R.I.T.T.E.R.
R: Okay. Where are you guys from?
Grandpa: Woodsberry
R: Woodsberry, alright, buddy! Good stuff, have fun!
NR: Apparently, unusually, I’m from 3 different towns.
R: Alright.
NR: That is: My dads town, Tom Jersey…
Transcribed by The Falls Society
I love his alter ego of “Deck Ritter”.
Sounds like a 50’s detective.
“You know who we need?”
“Ritter, Deck Ritter.”