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Ground Control to Major Tomcat
Ground Control to Major Tomcat
Take your flea pills
and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tomcat
Commencing countdown,
purring on
Check ignition
and may Cod’s love be with you

[spoken]
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

This is Ground Control
to Major Tomcat
You’ve really made the spayed
And the papers want to know whose collars you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule
if you dare

This is Major Tomcat to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the kitty door
And I’m floating
in a most peculiar way
And my paws look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tuna can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can mew

Though I’m past
one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my whiskers know which way to go
Tell my kitten I love her very much
she knows

Ground Control to Major Tomcat
Your Purrcuit’s dead,
there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tomcat?
Can you hear me, Major Tomcat?
Can you hear me, Major Tomcat?
Can you….

Here am I floating
round my tuna can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can mew.

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